“Beannachtaí na Féile Pádraig duit!”

I am a grocer and I use paper

So it is true, I am a college graduate and I bag groceries. Sometimes I think that it is lame,
OK more than sometimes but nonetheless it is a job that keeps me entertained. It is a rather monotonous job, bagging eggs on top of butter and "facing" the canned corn. Yet every so often something catches my eye and makes me go "huh?" or maybe "arr?" or i migh not actually say anything but think it. Actually that is probably more the case more often than not.

Well yesterday I was next to the corned beef and I noticed a can that said "One Whole Chicken without giblets" That is sick, I hope no one ever purchases that item. Whelp here it is. EWw